zombies ate her brain

#18: when i eat pixy stixs

i eat the paper outside as well

#17: when i can’t sleep at night i drag my nails up and down my back

oddly enough, this helps 

#16: i used to always have this one dream where i would walk around town breaking people’s fingers.

i would wake up with red and almost bloody knuckles.. 

not sure as to what exactly i had punched in my sleep… or how it happened

but i guess i’ll never know. 

#15: i always get the strangest sensation when i scratch my inner elbow (and only on my right arm)

it’s almost a turn on

but i think my vein is just going through withdrawal of having used to received shots almost every other week (from blood tests, follow up thang)

#14: when i was younger my neighbor would always give me dog treats to give to her dog.. i ate them instead

#13: i love alcohol

not odd. i’m just brain dead. 

#12: I love taking cold showers

unf, such a rush

#11: the whole underside of my chin has no feeling

thanks to damaged nerves from a year ago

#10: i was absolutely obsessed with witches and witchcraft as a kid

and i’m not talking about harry potter

#9: i want to have sex in a hail storm

#8: I crack my knuckles and every joint of my fingers at least 3-4 times a day

so bad, i know.

#7: i have 7 wittle awkward toes

#6: I’m absolutely OBSESSED with fonts.

I’ll literally spend hours searching for new fonts at work.

I also have them categorized on my laptop..

#4: when i’m bored at night, i sit on my back porch and shine lasers into people’s houses

their reactions never cease to entertain me